The complete saga of Soundwave, The Flying Tapedeck. From The Transformers season 2 episode “Masquerade”.
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Monkeys at Keyboards
This was written as a sample opinion piece for a now-defunct gaming news site, sometime around 2011. I’m posting it because I thought the observations I made here were pretty valid, even if my writing style has changed significantly since then.
There’s a…
where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”
Everyone who ever plays/played with Lego should have one of these:
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You son of a bitch, Ryan Gosling. Some people would LOVE to have that cereal.
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
Come on, man, just eat your cereal already.
So… apparently, the phrase “take an arrow to the knee” is old nordic slang for getting married.
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!
oh my fucking god
HOLY SHIT
twas fake
(Like seriously, how does that make any sense there is no correlation)
(via extremesalsaing)
You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks
a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground
0/10
man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions
robot with only one wheel hobbles around a walrus theme park
middle-aged man is falsely accused and is forced to clean up a whole town
go to high school in a shitty rural town and force yourself to make friends
nerdy scientist reunites with old coworkers
A kid goes to summer camp. Eggs and fish are involved.
press the same four buttons over and over to make eyeballs hit other eyeballs
you write a book and then shadow people attack. final boss is a tornado.
A dog with a flaming hubcap on its back kills a bunch of people by smearing ink on everything.
You are a naked boy escaping your murderous mother by digging deeper and deeper into your basement until killing her and going into her womb to kill yourself as a fetus. And then choosing to go to hell to fight satan or go to heaven to fight yourself as a vengeful angel.
Oh whoops
there were no digital effects used in that shot. they actually had David Bowie hanging upsidedown on this rig system with his boot glued to the brick. then they just flipped him around and were like, ok David, don’t die.
no that wrong cuz
David Bowie can just do that in real life
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“What’s Wrong With Stephen Moffat?”
Rebloggable by requestOh man, the problems with this post.
I actually agree with a lot of this. :/
Love this to bits. If Neil Gaiman took over Who I would be ecstatic. LIke honestly Moffat’s giant story arcs I like but when he threw them out it the show went to shit. And his women characters are so bad it makes me cry.
I just want Neil Gaiman ;_;
