May 2013
17 posts
Monkeys at Keyboards
This was written as a sample opinion piece for a now-defunct gaming news site, sometime around 2011. I’m posting it because I thought the observations I made here were pretty valid, even if my writing style has changed significantly since then.
There’s a… View Post
backflippotato:
soincrediblyvantastic:
zachrie:
movetothemusic:
hokutens-and-assassins:
dragon-wolf8:
So… apparently, the phrase “take an arrow to the knee” is old nordic slang for getting married.
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!
oh my fucking god
HOLY SHIT
twas fake (Like seriously, how does that make any sense there is no correlation)
April 2013
29 posts
Super Jack is fucking dead
anthonyappreciation:
It’ll be the adventures of Super Jack’s friends and family trying to piece together his shitty life -Anthony on continuing the adventurers of Super Jack
the appreciation of anthony: Oh my god did you... →
anthonyappreciation:
Oh my god did you hear what Julie said to Super Jack??!
So Julie thought he was Apple Jacks and spent like nine hours sexting him in front of everyone. And every time he said she had him confused with someone else she just screamed for like ten minutes. And then she screamed so loud that Super…
Anonymous asked: Sorry I called you a jackass
Dear Homestuck Fandom
ninereedsrant:
So you say you’re stuck in a 4 month hiatus? The Sherlock fandom sees your plight and raises you OVER A YEAR’S WAIT TIME FOR SEASON 3. SLHSLGZLH BBC JxlgalgsKTSK HcoydkgqOGSO LG XRoydoys
Bitch
Anonymous asked: HA HA HA NOW I KNOW YOUR EMAIL JACKASS
crowvon asked: need your email to do that, man
fulldorknostars:
Why is everyone in Bioshock Infinite such a shitty little imp
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Nedroid Fun Times: I just got back from seeing the... →
nedroidcomics:
I just got back from seeing the re-release of Jurassic Park. I remember seeing it in theaters as a kid and it was great to see it on the big screen. The 3D effects were generally very well-done.
However, what I did not like was the incredibly gratuitous and out-of-place Doritos™ product…
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Planes is not a Pixar movie: servbot42: The Dorkly... →
servbot42:
The Dorkly letter is scathing. That is why it exists. People need to realize that even though day one DLC and unfinished games are bad, other companies have ruined people’s lives and destroyed the environment. EA winning two years in a row makes it obvious that people on the…
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March 2013
16 posts
fulldorknostars asked: Transformers 4
fulldorknostars asked: Buntain Simpson