June 7th, 2012 at 11:59AM

superdickery:

A baby lies trapped under rubble, she will certainly suffocate, as the mother wails and beats her fists against the collapsed building one rescue worker asks another a simple question, “why?”

“Because Superman is a dick.” is the only reply that is given.

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    True, though i think shaking a tiny city to cause an earthquake is pretty funny on its own
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    It’s the latter, but that makes it less funny.
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    I don’t know the context of this, but it cracks me up every time.
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    Never gets old.
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